HQ World Tour: TorontoHow to do an HQ Toronto devMeet =emothemurdok style:
1. Hop on bus downtown, then the subway. 1.5 hours.
2. Arrive at High Park. Wander around trying to find the Grenadier Cafe.
3. Find the Grenadier Cafe. Approach 2 people under a tree and call them Angelo and Heidi.
4. Shuffle away after realizing that these people are not Angelo and Heidi.
5. Find deviants! Do name tags. Screen calls from CBC reporters. Realise you are too nice and answer calls. Agree to dance Thriller in the park. Again. Wonder why the CBC continues to keep my number on file. Make the 6pm news. Again.
6. Meet deviants! Talk about dA lit issues, hang out with $spyed, $Heidi, `sodalicious, ^Ghouldaddy, `neo-the-foxycoon, =MintyFreak, `neom, `picard102, $Moonbeam13, =mombeam, *gimp, et al. Check out the awesome soon-to-be-released epicness on dA.
7. Leave to Scarborough for sleep clinic appointment.
8. Lie to your doctor about accidentally having a redbull and not being able to do the study, so you can can go drink with deviants.
9. Arrive at the Cadillac Lounge, hang out with ^Ghouldaddy, `sodalicious, =kilgore-trout, et al.
10. Have a beer.
11. Have another beer.
13. Have an amaretto sour.
14. Have a tequila shot.
15. Have another tequila shot.
16. Listen to @DaPineapple and chug your pint of beer directly after tequila shots.
17. ???
18. Sing "I'm on a Boat" to random strangers at the next table.
19. ??????????
20. ????????????????????
21. ?????????????????????????????
22. Wake up in your own bed back in Markham, with a vague recollection of being driven home stumbling drunk by `neom and `picard102.
23. Blog about it.
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Dave
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[kmw]
a poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
.salman rushdie
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Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all ship S/CB, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post, "wow. CB looked hot tonight."
sometime we should!
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[kmw]
a poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
.salman rushdie
much more blood out!
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"My little old man and I fell out;
I'll tell you what 'twas all about,--
I had money and he had none,
And that's the way the noise begun."
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Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all ship S/CB, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post, "wow. CB looked hot tonight."
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"My little old man and I fell out;
I'll tell you what 'twas all about,--
I had money and he had none,
And that's the way the noise begun."
I realise that now, aye. Hopefully there were no bad after effects the next morning.
I most certainly shall!
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Fuck buying flowers for graves.
I'd rather buy you a one-way, non-stop ticket for anywhere...
You can find me on dAmn in #thumbsshare, #dAmnNorwegians, and #devart!
--
Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all ship S/CB, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post, "wow. CB looked hot tonight."
--
Fuck buying flowers for graves.
I'd rather buy you a one-way, non-stop ticket for anywhere...
You can find me on dAmn in #thumbsshare, #dAmnNorwegians, and #devart!
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